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Okay, so I really like movies that are done by M. Night Shamaamamamlam. I give ever thing he does a good “once over”. But damn, his newest movie, The Happening, is the worst thing since the invention of the fucking spork!!!!

To call this movie bad would be like calling Lindsay Lohan just a plain whore. I wish I had followed all the instructions that Mark Walhberg was telling me in the movie…Run Away!!!

If I have taught you anything on this blog please listen here: Do Not See This Movie.

Hey, I have a blog.  I should write in it.

I will.  I am sorry that I haven’t written in awhile but things have been…well, hectic.  I am not going to go to deep into what is going on but it’s not fun.  Life has it’s ways of throwing little tests and lessons your way and you have to learn from them.  The thing with these “tests” is what it ACTUALLY tests.  Your will power, breaking point, faith, drive and your overall spirit.

Denise however is always there.  Showering me with love and helping to restore my faith and conviction.  Replenishing my well and just being there.  This is why I love her.  Humans find things out when they are being tested and with her I have seen her true love and passion she has for me and our relationship.  I see it on a daily basis but in these times you find yourself having your eyes opened wider to it and it just flows in.  Being soaked and showered in affection and love is one of the greatest things in the world.  It’s probably equal to the love God.

I was reading some of Rob Bell’s “Velvet Elvis” lately and it has been helping me.  His way of “rediscovering” faith is something that has become close to me.  I want that.  I want to feel fresh and new and to just be able to everyday look at the world and smile and thank “I Am” for what he has made and given to me.

However in the world the way it is for me right now that is one of my tests.

Can I pass it?

Will it consume and conquer me?

I doubt the last one but for the first one I am still trying to find that out.

I want to raise a family and have kids and just come home to a house that is full of love and joy.  I think with Denise there with me by my side and God at my back that anything is possible.  We just have to understand that the road we are suppose to follow isn’t always easy and that we are going to have tough times but with those tough times comes that love.  Closeness.  Affection.  Breakdowns.  Tears.  Hugs.  Loss of sleep.  Late nights.  Laughter.  Sadness.   And all the while the tunnel may be dark and tough but there is always some light at the end and we just have to keep pushing forward.  Moving ahead.  Learning.  Striving.

Pushing on with that partner.  Denise.  She is my partner.

We are here for each other.

To pick the other up when they are down.

To shower the other with love.

Things that I have learned in the last week:

1. I am not the only NIN fan.
2. Do not bother people when they are reading.
3. “Little People” don’t get half-price divorces.
4. I am never going to have 8 kids.
5. Some people are just not who you think they are.
6. My knee is still healing, so be careful.
7. Girls can like comic book movies.
8. I need to update this more.
9. LOST is only a show. They are not real. re

And last……
10. I am with the right person. Period.

P.S. I guess that I am not that poetic.

Denise and I have found a few shows on TLC that we love. “John & Kate plus 8″ and “Little People, Big World” are the two main ones that are just fun to watch. They are reality shows but they aren’t that Big Brother or Survivor bulls**t.

We had just come home from getting a treat at SONIC and sat down and proceeded to watch “Big People, Little World”. This episode was about how the family was expanding their house and making it bigger.

“Wow, that is just huge compared to before.”

“What do you think they are compensating for? Heh heh.”

“Really? You just got yourself a spot in hell for sure.”

I have tried three times to start this blog and man I can’t figure out where to start.

Today was one of those days that just….needed to end. I know, you’re asking yourself “But today was a new episode of LOST and The Office, how can he be saying this?” Well, I am. Denise and I got free HD-DVR yesterday from DirecTV. They came, installed and it worked….for 1 hour. I called the 800 number and man it’s amazing how well they can fix the problem over the phone without having to be in the same zip code. Yes, I am being sarcastic and I hope you could tell cause I am laying it on pretty f*ing thick!

It’s just TV, I know this. But if you all had a show that you just hated to miss and had to because the of technology you would be pissed too.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Fuck that! Take the lemons and stuff em down life’s throat! I digress.

We ended up going to see “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”. Funny but it was no “Spaceballs”. I found myself laughing at some parts and then noticing that my distinct laugh was the only laugh resonating throughout the theater. Some of the jokes were great and you know it’s always good to know that movies can still pull a laugh from some good “dick and fart” jokes.

The podcast is going to be great. Matt is stoked for it. He and I have this great banter that is just going to make you all laugh your asses off. Well, I am hoping that it makes you laugh. There will be a form of a structure in the show but it’s gonna be kind of “shoot from the hip” style, mixed with some movie reviews, music reviews and *GASP* guest stars! Nothing amazing like Paris Hilton’s cooter but damn it’s gonna be some good shit.