Who’s excited for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra? I am heading to the movie at noon today with a friend but I am hoping and praying this movie is good. I know it was directed by the director who did BOTH of The Mummy movies. Anyone who knows me knows how I feel about those films. Here, let me fill you in:
The Mummy = PIECE OF SHIT MOVIE
So, knowing that little nugget of knowledge you can understand why I am worried that this director, who’s name I don’t care to remember, is going to ruin my childhood.
G.I. Joe and Star Wars were the only action figures that I owned. I didn’t have He-Man (My mom didn’t like the look of them) and I wasn’t into that many other things. Here and there I would get/buy a TMNT figure or the occasional Dick Tracy action figure but nothing like I was with Joe’s and Star Wars. I actually had funerals for my Joe’s when they were killed in battle and buried them in the backyard. Later in the year I would dig em’ up and they would be back in battle only to meet another gruesome fate later on.
The reason I really worry is because of all the press lately saying that it’s another “piece of shit” from the same director. But, I am gonna give it a try. I loved Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and that got HORRIBLE ratings. So I am gonna give this movie a go. If it’s terrible you will all hear about it. Trust me on this.
Maybe I will sneak in a few beers. Nah, don’t wanna waste em.