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Knowing is half the battle!

Friday, August 7th, 2009

Who’s excited for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra?  I am heading to the movie at noon today with a friend but I am hoping and praying this movie is good.  I know it was directed by the director who did BOTH of The Mummy movies.  Anyone who knows me knows how I feel about those films.  Here, let me fill you in:

The Mummy = PIECE OF SHIT MOVIE

So, knowing that little nugget of knowledge you can understand why I am worried that this director, who’s name I don’t care to remember, is going to ruin my childhood.

G.I. Joe and Star Wars were the only action figures that I owned.  I didn’t have He-Man (My mom didn’t like the look of them) and I wasn’t into that many other things.  Here and there I would get/buy a TMNT figure or the occasional Dick Tracy action figure but nothing like I was with Joe’s and Star Wars.  I actually had funerals for my Joe’s when they were killed in battle and buried them in the backyard.  Later in the year I would dig em’ up and they would be back in battle only to meet another gruesome fate later on.

The reason I really worry is because of all the press lately saying that it’s another “piece of shit” from the same director.  But, I am gonna give it a try.  I loved Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and that got HORRIBLE ratings.  So I am gonna give this movie a go.  If it’s terrible you will all hear about it.  Trust me on this.

Maybe I will sneak in a few beers.  Nah, don’t wanna waste em.

Cowabunga Mofuggas!

Saturday, March 24th, 2007

Everyone has those nights. The ones that are just so amazingly fun that you can’t believe it just happened. Yeah, tonight was one for me.

It all started with going to Donnelly’s to was the Ducks play the UNLV Runnin’ Rebels. It was a damn good game. The Ducks were up by 18 at one point and then with 3 minutes left it was an 8 point game. Nail Biter. The Ducks won, some douche bag I went to high school with lost 400 dollars and I had a few beers with some good friends. Good times and it was only 9 o’clock.

Devin and I proceed to go to the closest 7-11 and buy two 24 oz. Coors Lights and pound one before the movie and I snuck the other one into the movie. Oh wait, did I say we were seeing the movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? The movie rocked and we got to relive a piece of our childhood. Oh and I told my mom that I was sneaking the beer in and she said this in a text message:

Way to go. We are watching a risque channel.
Yeah, my mom rocks.

I have to say that there are times in my life that I just don’t wanna be here. I just wanna be done with it. I think “What’s the reason and meaning to it all? Why do I have to be here?”

Then I have nights like I had tonight and just thank God for the amazing life he has blessed me with.

P.S. One of my friends is dating a Cyborg.

She is:
1/3 Girl,
1/3 Sex-fiend
1/3 robot.

Hot.

I care, I really do…

Sunday, February 4th, 2007

“Hey cripple, wanna grab me a beer?”

“Sure . . . hand me my cane.”

Another season, another injury

Sunday, February 4th, 2007

So I went to the mountain today and I think I have a strong feeling that I am cursed.

I always seem to end up hurting myself on the third run of the day when it happens.

Let’s just say this:  I know am walking with a cane cause my knee is FUCKED up.  I should go get it checked out.

Pray I didn’t rip anything.

Please.

LX – Stop splicing crossbreeds and making cherubs

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

So the title is totally throwing all of you off. Well, this entry is all about New Years.

At our party this year we had a giant board with a whole bunch of pens for everyone to write there resolutions. Some were funny, some were serious and some were just way the “F” out there (the title of this blog was actually one and falls right smack dab into the last category). I am gonna put them all down here so the whole world knows that if they fail you can point a finger and just laugh.

So sit back, crack a Pabst and have fun laughin your asses off!

Timmy:  Not to be a man whore
Dory:  Mystery & Intrigue . . . and become a crack whore
Denise:  Contentment
Tristin: Stop f**king my mom
Matt C: I want to be the first man to walk on the moon with two cocks (meaning roosters)
Devin: Only go out Thur – Sat, cut back on smoking
Raechel: Go to college, work construction
Nick: Get signed to a label – tour the world
Drew Clark: Get laid . . with a woman
Chris: Start smoking
Scotty: To remember Julia’s name.
Julia: To finish at least one of my books
Lacey Jane: To start a new career path
Jessi: I’m glad I didn’t miss New Years!
Josh: Overthrow Canadian Government
Burt Reynolds: Get haircut twice a year
Jon: Purge your dreams, and wish all to others
Jimmy Stewart: To Live Again!
Megan: I don’t need one . . I’m getting MARRIED!
Josh (again): When the fuck was Burt Reynolds here?!
Katrina Cadillac: Burt Reynolds Fuckin’ Rocks! Oh, and record music.
Julia (actually Scotty): My clit is broke. I’m sad
Matt: Stop smoking, get my life (lung) back.
Crystal: Start painting again
Phil Jones: Get Drew laid

All of these are great and I wish them all luck. There were however some on here that were just not legible and I was not able to put them up here. But I will end with this one last one:

Scotty: Grow Grey Pubes.