So we all have those days, some refer to them as “Monday’s” or “Shit-days” or just the plain old “DAYS FROM HELL!”. Well, they start off just right outta the gates with either your shower having no hot water, stubbing your toe on your bed or dropping your toothbrush in the toilet. None of those things happened BUT I forgot to eat before going to work.
I decide to grab something on the way and stop at the Burger King for a nice Croissan’wich. But then I remembered the weekend I had over at the boys. Scotty, Tim and I devouring a Shrimp Cocktail platter with meats and cheeses on it at 4:30 a.m. after putting drunk-ass-pass-out-on-the-front-porch-with-shirt-and-shoes-on-Lucas to bed. We ate like we had just finished 40 Days and 40 Nights of fasting and we were ready to ROLL! I busted out the couple extra packets of Buffalo Dipping sauce from B.K. that were in the fridge and found out and interesting revelation: That shit tastes good on ANYTHING!
I put it on string cheese, shrimp, turkey slices, bread with swiss cheese, Cap’n Crunch and even popcorn! It was like discovering gold in my backyard and not knowing it was there shining it’s wonder at me all this time!
So back to the real story. I get a Croissan’wich with egg, bacon and sausage. I decide to keep up with the test and ask the lady at the window for some Buffalo Sauce. She looked at me as if I had just asked her to murder her dog and then run-away to Costa Rica with me and change our names to Susan and Frederico. She hands me the sauce tells me to “Have a nice day.” Subtext: “Have a nice day you sick mutha-f**ka”.
I open the sauce and dip the first bite of my sandwich into the orange goodness and what did I find out? I was right! It’s good on anything EVEN breakfast. I think Buffalo sauce will end up becoming the sauce of the future. Screw Ketchup. F-off Mustard. Mayo . . HIT THE ROAD. There’s a new sherriff in town. And he is spicy and tastier than all ya’ll. . . . bitches!
