Archive for June, 2006

Whoever invented SPAM email . . .

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006

Alright all of ya’ll. So if you wanna leave comments now I am going to change it so you actually have to sign up for an account with me. I am sick of getting 697.893.987 emails about how they “Love your site” then try to get me to sign up for a “Bigger Penis”. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Anyways, if you don’t wanna sign up I am sorry. It’s worth it really. There is also a drawing once a month that allows you to hang for me for 1 hour wherever you want to hang. Jamba Juice, sweet. Howie’s, killa! My bedroom. . . . maybe.

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Who wants a mutha fuckin’ update !!

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006


This is gonna be a quick entry but a good one. Brace yourself.

So yeah here it is. It’s fuckin’ finals week and I am stressed all to fuckin’ hell! Yeah, I am gonna drop the “F” a bit in this entry but you know what . . . I . . . DON’T . . . FUCKIN’ . . . CARE ! ! !

Yeah stressed with finals and all that comes with it. It’s natural for everyone to be stressed around this time but for me it’s a little more intense than others. Storytime: I have not been in school for about 3-4 years. So being back is a little tougher for me than others. When you get off the bike, horse or whatever you wanna fuckin’ put here it’s a bit tougher to get on and stay steady. Fuckin’ Sue Me! I know my type of learning style and I follow it pretty fuckin’ good and if you don’t understand it then fuckin’ piss off.

I thought that there was some understanding with this from most everyone but for some reason I keep getting the same phrase from some and it’s really fuckin’ pissin’ me off ! ! ! The broken record phrase is a great one and I am sick of hearin’ it: “I give up” Whatever, I’ve heard it before. You aren’t my Dad and if you wanna use that phrase with me then be prepared to follow up. He gave up on me and I took it to heart. So if you wanna use it then feel free but FUCKIN’ MEAN IT ! ! !

So I am done venting. Headin’ back to study before gettin’ up at 6 in the A.M. to take my test.

I’m OUT !

Chi-town! Chi-town!

Friday, June 2nd, 2006

So I am actually not in Chicago just quite yet. Actually while my grandpa and mom look for a new comforter for her I decided to walk to the Apple store and blog. Wow, I think I am the biggest dork on the face of this planet right now! Yes, right now.

So last night was great having a small b’day party for my mom. My Uncle Doug drove down from Seattle as a surprise and my mom’s cousin Cassie came over as a surprise too. What a good time.

I decided not to start this sentance with “So”. Mom is not much of a flier so I am gonna have to be the “good son” today and help her as much as possible. Thank God that I can deal with planes. Deal with, are you kiddin’, I LOVE FUCKIN FLYIN !!

Alright guys and gals, J.O. is off to the town of windiness! See you all next week.

Peace,

J.O.