Well, well, well.
It looks as though a small little war of words has been started on my site. No, it’s not between Audrey Kuchen and I. I hope to have a foundation formed with her that will get tickets for those that are not fortunate enough to go and see The Transformers movie that is coming out on July 4th. It is going to be called “Tickets in the hand of Tikes”. I see it becoming bigger than Bono’s PRODUCT (RED) thingy. EAT THAT BEN!
I digress. The back and forth mud-slinging that is going on in the comments of my entries are making me happy that I have readers. It’s always been an open forum and this is a great thing I see unfolding on my site. The back and forth banter is great.
But it also made me think: I have been censoring myself a bit. I have not been treating this blog as something of a journal but more of a “bitching” forum. I control it and that’s that. I did not intend it to be that way. I am going to start laying it on the line. I am not going to hide anything. However, I am going to have a little fun with you all from time to time. The greatest thing about this is that it will be coded. You will have to decipher my codes to know the secrets that I am putting out there on the net.
These will be deep and dark secrets that no one should know but it is going to be crack-proof. That is why I put this challenge out to you all! The ciphers will be for all you sleuths to decode and then maybe, just maybe you can find out where Carmen San Diego is.
I will post the first within the coming days.
Next issue. I have been told that my writing on this site is so-called “sophomore”. Here is what was posted by someone recently on my site:
I also humbly suggest that you proof read your entries before posting. I have found your bloggings to be on the difficult side of internet literature.
Wow, really? Really, Michael Vick? I didn’t know that I was in the running for the Pulitzer Prize for Literature! HOT SHIT! If I had know this I would have been proofreading (thanks Denise) my entires better. I happen to think that the group who votes on this might give me a little bit of sway with proofreading. If they don’t then I am completely F’ed!
There was however a nice retort (BIG WORD) to this comment that was left.
why do you find it necessary to complain about things such as jason’s “internet literature”? you don’t have to read it. it doesn’t affect you at all. your interaction with this blog is voluntary. (he’s totally a hippie! i called it!)
I will point out that she did not capitalize the beginning of a sentance, did not capitalize a person’s name. Also, I think that “hippie” should be capitalized. It’s like capitalizing Democrat, Republican or Whore.
I write what I want. I say what I want. It’s a 50/50 shot that someone out there is gonna like it or hate it. And there is only a 25% chance of that happening. Read if you want or don’t. It doesn’t change me. I will keep writing and I will keep entertaining all of you out there.
I know I told a few of you I was gonna quit. Fuck that. I love doing this and I guess you love me doing it. Hahaha, doing it. I started to think of that LL Cool J song.
“I blog, you read” will continue and I will continue to entertain. If not I will just steal jokes from Carlos Mencia.
**Note: This entry was not PROOFREAD! ONE WORD!