Archive for May, 2007

Inspired by Tipper Gore

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

I recently have figured out a lot of things that have been making me think lately.  My Blog has been on my mind mostly.  I am thinking of letting this blog that I have cared about for so long become my voice.  My words and thoughts will be found here and in digital black and white for all of you to read.

Now you might be saying “Jason, you dumbass you have been doing that since you started this stupid journal.”  One, DUH!  Two, it’s not a journal.  It’s me basically have mental vomit all over my keyboard.

Let’s explore why I am doing this.

We all have thoughts during the day, feelings and maybe (if you are like me) things that piss you off.  I am this way.  The pissed off one has been more frequent due to my job.  I am no longer going to take it.  I don’t give a flying fuck if I get “Dooced” I am sick of holding all my frustrations and anger in.  It’s not suppose to be that way.

No, no, no I am not being a pussy about work.  I do let my feelings known…well, about 50% of the time.  I am just sick of not being able to write it somewhere cause I am afraid of getting canned.  Whatever, if they are gonna can me about something that I am pissed off about at work then maybe they NEED TO FUCKING CHANGE HOW THE WORK ENVIRONMENT WORKS!!!!

Employee’s however will have nicknames.  Let me give you an example.  There is of course Chief! and then we have Chief! 1.5 and Toby.  Why these names?  Mainly it has to do with there work ethic and the overall personality they bring across in the workplace.  Toby got his name mostly cause of Toby on “The Office” where the boss thinks he is lame and boring but us workers know that he RULEZ!

So that is the new thing about this blog.  It’s gonna be more cut-throat and to the point.  But, I still will not blog about my fights or anything like that with Denise and I.  We are perfect.  Nanny Nanny Poo Poo!

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Okay, O.K., O-tay!

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

As I sit here on this nice, beautiful, gorgeous, warm, sunny afternoon in Medford, I can’t think of anything better to do that have a nice ice cold Corona and BLOG!!

It’s amazing how many of you crave (maybe strong) my blog on a daily basis.  I have gotten emails, IM’s, Gmail chats and straight up verbal conformation that if I don’t blog soon I am going to lose my status of “More talent than Audrey Kuchen!”

PUH-LEASE!  You all know that I would never lose that status and that I am here to stay.  I have just been really busy with work and other stuff.

OTHER STUFF:
1.  Driving
2.  Work
3.  Physical Therapy
4.  Getting things ready for Denise’s arrival
5.  Getting my health back
and finally
6.  Ripping DVD’s Illegally.

As you can see my life is very busy and exciting.  I have also been consumed in the Lohan and Hilton news stories.  All I have to say about it is this:  If I ever get a DUII and have coke in my car I am SOOOOO gonna use Lindsey’s case as evidence that I should get off with just a slap on the wrist or in Paris’s case I should get an apology from the state that I reside in and allowed to punch puppies whenever I feel like it.

I am excited about Denise moving here and everything that is going to come along with it.  I am really looking forward to it.  It’s going to be interesting living with my girlfriend but I think things are going to be Fan-fuckin-tastic!  Also I will be kicking her ass on a weekly basis at Trivial Pursuit.   Brazil….big whoop!  I knew that.

Okay I am off to go see the new Pirates of the South movie.

I wish Johnny Depp would talk with a Boston accent in this one.

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867-530NINEEEE-INEEEE!

Sunday, May 13th, 2007

I’m back. With something to say. Actually, a lot to say.

Being down with the injury I had just wasn’t fun to write about so I thought I would wait till something interesting happened and it did.

Denise suprised me and she got me GOOD!!! Nothing like being in the kitchen, pouring a bowl of cereal and having your girlfriend who lives in Florida walk through the door. I was in shock. I couldn’t believe it. She was here.

We ended up having a great time. It was like no time had lapsed and that everything was always just the way it was. Sitting up on Roxy Anne and chatting and laughing, long talks in the studio smoking porch and of course good times out with friends. The best thing was to just have her in arms distance most of the time. I missed her, she missed me and decided to do something about it. And dammit, I was happy she did.

I never actually did finish or even start to eat that bowl of cereal.  Denise picked at it and at all the marshmallows.

Jay and Megan got married yesterday and it was awesome. That couple looked so damn happy that I could have vomitted three times. It was great. The only bad thing was changing Jay’s name in my phone. He is now no longer “Jay The Cowboy” he has been dubbed “Jay The Husband”. I wonder if they will think he is mine if I ever get into a firey wreck and they go through my phone. I should put an asterick next to it stating: *Not my husband but he is someone’s husband. Just not mine.

Don’t forget to wish your mom a Happy Mother’s Day.

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