What happens in 7 days? Here is a nice list of things.
1. I will be driving with Denise X-country and she will be destroying my eardrums with the new Kelly Clarkson.
2. TRANSFORMERS will be in the theaters.
3. If I watch “The Ring” tonight . . . then I will be dead.
4. I will be teaching Denise how to play poker in our hotel room while some cheesy movie is on Cinemax (hopefully some “Skin-emax).
5. She and I will be talking about our days while cuddlin’ up for the night.
Where do I begin? I have graduated in my physical therapy and now I am considered an “independant patient”. This was not due to the fact that I am doing great (even though I am). No, it’s due to my medical insurance. I met my alloted amount of visits and so I was done. The therapy place allows people in my situation to come in for 30 days and workout on their own. This is very good considering I don’t belong to a gym.
I am leaving for Florida in three days and then the migration begins. I am also looking forward to meeting Denise’s parents, brother and the rest of her family. It’s gonna be fun but very interesting.
The change that is going be happening with Denise moving here is what is scaring me. Maybe scare is the wrong word but things are going to change. I will not be seeing the guys that I live with everyday so how is that going to change how much I actually see them or hang out with them. I am not saying my new situation is bad it’s just going to be different.
Change. It’s something that we all have to deal with and take on. Life changes everyday and we are always having to deal with change. I guess it’s good to be stoked about it and scared about all at the same time.
I can’t sleep. I figure maybe if I eat something my body will get tired and want to go to bed cause it’s low on energy. I was actually asleep for about an hour and a half. I then woke up and could not get back.
Denise moves here in like two weeks. TWO WEEKS! She and I have run into our first little problem with the move and we totally took it head and came out on the other side. Nothing really changed, it was just once we looked at it from another angle things weren’t as bad. It was a good thing.
I am going to be so tired for physical therapy in the morning. I hate this not being able to sleep shit.
I would have to say that I think she is crying cause she knows how long it’s gonna be before she can flash her vagina for the paparazzi and then have it end up on sites such as The Superficial or What Would Tyler Durden Do?
While working today I had the radio on in the background and I pretty much know all the in’s and out’s of this dull and boring story. And by “dull” and “boring” I mean FUCKING AMAZING!
At first when I heard she was going to be serving the rest of her 23 days in prison from her house after only 3 days in prison I was pissed off! How dare she get special treatment. Why don’t we just apologize to her and then buy her a 3 day vacation at Disneyland so she get past this rough and traumatic event.
Ah! Wait! A judge with balls and the gavel to match the size of those balls. He ordered our young maiden to return court and receive her punishment in full!
All I have to say after hearing it on the radio, seeing it on the sites and reading about it in the papers is that I am gonna be happy when she is in her hole and gone from the mainstream media for at least 23 days. I bet my left nut that Audrey Kuchen is gonna lead off with this story tonight on her FOX First @ 10!
I bet you are all wondering why I put this photo up and why the hell I am even talking about this subject? Well, it’s good to see that for once it doesn’t matter if you are movie star, rock star or just some stupid-spoiled little bitch with lots of money that our legal system does have those few that like to uphold it.
For 2008 I nominate Judge Michael Sauer for Supreme Commander of the Universe.
Oh and it’s good to know that Kim Kardashian is speaking out on Paris’ behalf:
“I really think this is unfair! I feel this is not just unfair, it’s pure craziness. She doesn’t deserve any of this!
My heart is aching for her!”
Are you sure? Hmmmm, don’t think I will be asking for Kim to play on my Trivial Pursuit team anytime soon. Fuck, I am not gonna even ask her to wash my damn car. She would probably end up drinking the soap and then farting bubbles and chasing them around the yard while my car remains unwashed. And there is nothing worse than an unwashed car.
Well, you could be Paris’ jail cell mate. I would have to be on a 24 hour suicide watch. I swear, I would totally make it look like a suicide when they found her body.
Fuck the “MTV Movie Awards”. Screw the “People’s Choice Awards” (cause I think we all know that people suck and so do their choices). I am talkin’ bout the Audies!!!!!!!
What are the Audies, Jason?
I am glad you asked. The Audies are the identical twin brother to the GRAMMY’S. Only the one brother decided to go into Audiobooks and Narration. Got it?
Well, The Audies were held in NYC this last Friday night and some of the books I had worked on in the last year were on the list. I didn’t really care that much, they mostly just honor the reader or the actual book. But, when you are a mixer/engineer/editor they matter.
I went into work this morning and it was just a normal day. Dwight was pissed off cause things weren’t perfect and pissed off. He was mostly pissed off at n00b cause a book he did was fucked up, again. I kept my head towards my screen and my headphones on did my shit.
Around noon I sauntered my ass down to Studio B to talk to R about the session I was going to be doing later. He talked, I listened and then formulated a plan from the information I was given. Problem solved, plan initiated and I proceeded to glitter back up to my desk. I was walking different today cause of the weather, it was makin my knee ache like a BITCH!
As I am leaving R says to me “OH, congrats by the way.” What? What did I do? He informs me that one of the books that was nominated won and that I got credit for it! Me! I have my first major credit as Recording Engineer / Sound Editor! I was so happy that my balls dropped, my voice did also and I did three cartwheels in the warehouse.
So I would like to thank everyone for their help with this. Helping me to keep my sanity (sort of) and keeping me in high spirits to continue to work hard at everything I do.
There is one person I would like to thank most of all. You know who you are. Don’t be shy about it.
I wanna thank Audrey Kuchen.
Watching your Fox First @ 10 helped me to understand the meaning of hard work. I don’t see it on your show and that made me strive for something. It’s just a matter of time before you guys get it. It will happen and then when it does Jeff Heaton is gonna tell the weather the way it’s ACTUALLY GONNA BE!!!
And Audrey, your Pulitzer is just around the corner. Well, it’s actually around the corner, get on I-5, drive to Los Angeles and the take I-10 East all the way to the East Coast. That is where it is. Waiting for you. Go get em tiger!